Well, that’s Trump told…

Long story, but the other day I discovered the delight that is http://www.uriminzokkiri.com , the website of the official news agency of North Korea (or the DPRK).

There’s a lot of glorious stuff on there but I just couldn’t resist sharing this below, which was posted a couple of days ago. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s yet another diversion from my stated aim for this website, which was to be a record of my travels, but I did say, too, that it could be a bit random. And I guess this is pretty much as random as you can get. Anyway, seeing as I tried to visit North Korea but failed, I could argue that this counts, as a record of my travel that never was (more’s the pity).

If you think I’m making this up, you can find it – and a whole treasury of other gems – for yourself here: http://www.uriminzokkiri.com/index.php?lang=eng&ftype=urigisa&no=1007&pagenum=1 Enjoy!

War Maniac Must be Tamed with Fire

A mentally deranged hooligan Trump recently spit out unprecedented rubbish at the UN General Assembly that he would totally destroy the DPRK.

The DPRK solemnly warned that the way out for the U.S. to evade its final doom is to think with discretion and roll back its anachronistic hostile policy toward the DPRK, though belatedly.

Action is the best option in treating the dotard who, hard of hearing, is uttering only what he wants to say. Such maniacs as Trump who are fond of war should be tamed only with fire.

Whatever they might have expected, they will face results beyond their expectation.

The impudent aggressors U.S. imperialists have so far ignited wars against other countries and nations and inflicted all kinds of disasters upon them and have resorted to a nuclear blackmail against the DPRK and the world, calculating that there is no bomb that can be dropped on their land. They should clearly understand that tremendous is the power of the army and people who formed a citadel around their leader and turned out as one and that no one can break the decision and will of the DPRK to fully exercise the right to preemptive strike to defend the dignity of the supreme headquarters and sovereignty.

How far and vast the U.S land may be, it can never escape the fate of getting scorched by the fire of justice of the DPRK.

Belated regret for a wrong judgment and action at a wrong time would be useless.

It is the stern determination and will of the DPRK to annihilate the U.S. imperialists, the ringleader of aggression, to the last man on this planet.

Home page of DPRK (North Korea) official news agency, uriminzokkiri.

Home page of DPRK (North Korea) official news agency, uriminzokkiri.

ps. Should you so wish, you can follow uriminzokkiri on Twitter: https://twitter.com/uriminzok . Don’t be misled by the capitalist imposter, @DPRK_News, because that’s a spoof run by some American imperialist (probably). And, to be honest, while truth is stranger than fiction, in this case it’s probably funnier as well.